Happy Hour News Briefs
News that will drive you to drink
Former FBI Agent and current conspiracy theorist John Guandolo tells us that John Brennan (nominated to head the CIA) is a member of the Mooslim Brotherhood and traitor/terrorist. Wonder how he lost his job?
- Prayers - Xristian Xrazie Kimberly Daniels offers us a prayer for
Owen MeanyBarack Obama:
“Lord, expose the work of every witch, sorcerer, spiritualist or person from the dark side operating through his cabinet members or through anyone else closely associated with him. We block the power of the influence of the Yorùbá religion and all other groups of black people who worship their ancestors, in Jesus’ name. We put barriers around the United States that will bind and block the witchcraft coming from Kenya to influence our president in Jesus’ name. Let the power of every dedication of his past be broken, in Jesus’ name.”
- Impeachment! - The Kenyan might as well resign: Chelsea Schilling, the greatest legal scholar since Dentist-Real Estate Agent Orly Taitz, outlines for us the growing legalities that require us to Impeach the bastid. (World Nut Daily, of course)
- Deadbeat - America’s Deadbeat Dad Joe Walsh has filed a petition to cancelled the child-support payments he owes his ex-wife and children:
“Joe’s employment has been terminated through no voluntary act of his own and he is without sufficient income or assets with which to continue to pay his support obligation,” the filing states. “Due to substantial change of circumstances, Joe requests that his child support obligation be terminated based on his present income and circumstances.”
At one point, the filing asks to amend his payments to be equal to 20 percent of his income — which presumably is 20 percent of zero.
Can’t argue with that logic. Of course, how is he paying for his attorney to file that petition? (TPM)
That’s just a wonderful, wonderful prayer in Jeebus’ name and I fail to see how anyone could be offended by that.
So proud to know I once took the same oath he did back in the day. Wherever do these guys get the hallucinogenics to keep the crazy running out of their mouths.
I’d like to see Deadbeat prove he has insufficient assets. But there are always ways around things like that. For instance, if he has a million dollar home, he can simply list it as “For Sale” with no actual intention of selling it. Once it’s ‘listed’, it is no longer considered an asset.
This douchebag will stiff his own children as long as he can.
And when he’s old, Lefty, and crying about how his kids never visit him, I hope someone reminds him that he was/is a giant douchebag with arms and legs.
So he can continue to pay? Don’t you have to start before you can continue?