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- Resignations - Former Hitler Youth and current Pope, Pope Benedict XVI is resigning the papacy, Nixon-like. So other than running an international child-sex abuse cover-up conspiracy, what else did Bennie-the-Rat do? And who will his
College of Cardinals nominate next? Where will they every find another Hitler youth? The last time a Pope resigned was over 600 years ago. How’s his 401(k) doing? (Think Progress) - Current Events - And now Wingnuttia, seeking
a beast master who will bring sacrifices to Ba’ala bridge to the next generation turns a lonely eye to… Marco Rubio? Yes, says GOP operative Nicole Wallace:
“He’s modern. He knows who Tupac is. He is on social media.”
Yeah, because nothing will connect you to young voters like superficially using a cultural touchstone who died in 1996. Jeebus, St. Ronnie died more recently. (Raw Story)
- Guns! - Gunfire inside a Delaware Courthouse is being reported, the number of injuries and severity is unknown at this time. (TPM Livewire)

Il Papa too pooped to Pope? Poppycock!
The chances of another member of Hitler Youth being pope have to be pretty slim.
I’ll miss the references to Benny the Rat.
Tim Minchin is gonna have to revise his song.
Tim Minchin – Pope Song from Fraser Davidson on Vimeo.
The actress portraying Nicole Wallace in “Game Change” was vastly less loathesome as the real Nicole Wallace.
Just saying . . .