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Listen to a Faux News Hate Radio Personality Mike Gallagher tell Chris Wallace how to kill Nancy Pelosi, you know, in a fair and balanced way.

  • Resignations - Former Hitler Youth and current Pope, Pope Benedict XVI is resigning the papacy, Nixon-like. So other than running an international child-sex abuse cover-up conspiracy, what else did Bennie-the-Rat do? And who will his College of Cardinals nominate next? Where will they every find another Hitler youth? The last time a Pope resigned was over 600 years ago. How’s his 401(k) doing? (Think Progress)
  • Current Events - And now Wingnuttia, seeking a beast master who will bring sacrifices to Ba’al a bridge to the next generation turns a lonely eye to… Marco Rubio? Yes, says GOP operative Nicole Wallace:

    “He’s modern. He knows who Tupac is. He is on social media.”

    Yeah, because nothing will connect you to young voters like superficially using a cultural touchstone who died in 1996. Jeebus, St. Ronnie died more recently. (Raw Story)

  • Guns! - Gunfire inside a Delaware Courthouse is being reported, the number of injuries and severity is unknown at this time. (TPM Livewire)

4 Responses to “News Briefs”

  1. Skinny Dennis:

    Il Papa too pooped to Pope? Poppycock!

  2. Bruce388:

    The chances of another member of Hitler Youth being pope have to be pretty slim.

    I’ll miss the references to Benny the Rat.

  3. zombie rotten mcdonald:

    Tim Minchin is gonna have to revise his song.

    Tim Minchin – Pope Song from Fraser Davidson on Vimeo.

  4. HarpoSnarx:

    The actress portraying Nicole Wallace in “Game Change” was vastly less loathesome as the real Nicole Wallace.

    Just saying . . .