Sometimes the Jokes Write Themselves

Q: Who is the Marco Rubio’s/The GOP’s favorite rapper?

A: The dead one.

It’s a variation on a really old joke, but I overheard it today in Seattle. The kids will be alright.

(TPM and Booman Tribune)

3 Responses to “Sometimes the Jokes Write Themselves”

  1. Pissed in NYC:

    If you draw a line down the middle, the sides don’t match. Something wrong with an asymetrical man. Just saying.

  2. Big Bad Bald Bastard:

    He had to choose the dead one, because any of the live ones would have mocked him incessantly.

  3. Bruce388:

    Marco could have been sued by a live one for ruining his/her career.