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News on the Rocks
Ancient Gorgon Phyllis Schlafly hates early voting, but this is like an 8th grader’s debate club failure.
- Noted Hate Group, American Family Association is outraged! Outraged, I tell you, that married same-sex couples in the military will have the same benefits as other married couples, including burial rights at Arlington. They know for a fact that there are no dead, gay soldiers there or their boyfriends or girlfriends. Oh, wait. (American Family Association)
- Polygamy! - Theocrat numbskull Mat Staver of Xristian Crazie Liberty Council needs to brush up on his vocabulary. Anyway, he is claiming that allowing for three parents on a birth certificate (like for sperm or egg donors) is polygamy:
“And certainly, granting three parents rights to the same child is absolutely unbelievable. This is a polygamous relationship. This is polygamy that has occurred in Florida.”
Um… who is married here, Mat? (One News Now)
- Carve another notch on your holster, Heart Attack Grill. A Las Vegas man known as the unofficial spokesperson for the “Heart Attack Grill” restaurant died from exactly that on Monday. But here’s the eulogy for the ages:
“He lived a very full life,” said the restaurant’s owner, Jon Basso. “He will be missed.”
John leaves behind one brother and two adjacent seats at the Heart Attack Grill’s bar.
If I recall correctly, birth certificates say nothing about marital status of the parents, no matter how many there might be.
We walked by that place when we were in Vegas last Summer. Looked real appetizing… not.