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Sen. Big Gulp (Hat tip: Scissorhead DC Martin) tweets when done giving the Wingnuttian rebuttal to the SOTU address.

  • Quitters - Bennie-the-Rat already has short-timers as his last day at work approaches, and finally showed up to do his job. (TPM)
  • Giant sucking sound - Watch out! A new free-trade agreement with a broke Europe is heading our way. (TPM)
  • Top Dog! - Meet tiny Banana Joe, the winner of the Westminster Dog Show. Banana Joe is an affenpinscher. (Raw Story)

This entry was posted on Wednesday, February 13th, 2013 at 7:20 am by Tengrain and is filed under snark. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

2 Responses to “News Briefs”

  1. dcmartin: February 13th, 2013 at 9:00 am

    My FB friend Surly Thor took the “Big Gulp” ball and RAN.
    https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=598281446867976&set=a.485036291525826.124182.484754611553994&type=1

  2. Dimitrios: February 13th, 2013 at 9:30 am

    One must admit that Bennie the Rat, Pope Benedict XVI, in quitting the papacy, is being more circumspect than his predecessor, Pope Benedict IX. When that Bennie the Rat tired of his duties, he sold the papacy to his uncle for such a ridiculous figure it bankrupted the treasury and the church was unable to pay its bills for several months following.