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Sen. Big Gulp (Hat tip: Scissorhead DC Martin) tweets when done giving the Wingnuttian rebuttal to the SOTU address.
- Quitters - Bennie-the-Rat already has short-timers as his last day at work approaches, and finally showed up to do his job. (TPM)
- Giant sucking sound - Watch out! A new free-trade agreement with a broke Europe is heading our way. (TPM)
- Top Dog! - Meet tiny Banana Joe, the winner of the Westminster Dog Show. Banana Joe is an affenpinscher. (Raw Story)