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(Petunia and Pals) The Couch of Lame thinks The Kenyan Usurper is like your least favorite relative.
- Opinions! - Unhinged gun nut Wayne La Pierre wrote an opinion piece on bow tie impresario and frozen teevee dinner heir Tucker Carlson’s vanity journalism project, The Daily Caller that is offensively racist. Think Progress has the 9-most insane quotes.
- Marketing! - Thirsty man Marco Big Gulp Rubio is now selling water bottles from his PAC. Grifters gotta grift. (TPM)
- Boycott! - The new all-digital Superman comic that is being authored by noted sci-fi author and homophobe Orson Scott Card is being boycotted in Dallas and San Francisco. Which of course, logically means that NOM’s Brian Brown had to make a statement because neither fictional Superman nor Clark Kent are married? Yes, we’ll go with that. Anyway, Brown claims that boycotting Superman is another example of the intolerance of the ‘mos against the poor, beleaguered Xristian Xrazies and homophobes. (Fox News)
