Endorsements!

The Vatican’s head exorcist thanked Bennie-the-Rat for giving the devil-fighting profession a hands-up during his papacy:

“Benedict held an audience with exorcists from all over the world and welcomed us with words of great, great encouragement,” Gabriel Amorth, devil fighter for the diocese of Rome for 27 years, said late on Friday in an interview with Italian religious channel TV2000.

“He has continued to encourage us. The Pope has done a lot to revise procedures… and given us powerful prayers that serve to exorcise,” said Amorth.

“People go to wizards, to fortune-tellers, to those who call themselves exorcists… it’s become a problem, because when someone wants an exorcist, there aren’t very many and they are ill prepared,” he said.

Indeed, where does one go to find a qualified wizard these days?

(Raw Story)

7 Responses to “Endorsements!”

  1. Capt. Bat Guano:

    Vatican approved exorcism, except no substitutes! Look for the Good House Keeping Seal.

  2. Capt. Bat Guano:

    Damnit accept no substitutes. Edit option????

  3. M. Bouffant:

    Sweet Blood of Jesus.

  4. Big Bad Bald Bastard:

    Just go to any GOP campaign office in the South and they will direct you to some grand wizards.

  5. grs:

    “People go to wizards, to fortune-tellers, to those who call themselves exorcists… it’s become a problem, because when someone wants an exorcist, there aren’t very many and they are ill prepared,” he said.

    Jindal, I believe someone is looking in your direction.

  6. Tengrain:

    GRS -

    I bow, in awe, to your snarkitude.

    Rgds,

    TG

  7. Bruce388:

    Don’t be giving Pyush a hard time. Every exorcist has a First Time.