Teh stuuupid, it BURNNNNNNNNS!
OK, aside from the fact that it is Stuart Varmint talking to The Other Dumb One on an episode of Petunia and Pals, and aside from the fact that Varmint is claiming The Kenyan Usurper is trying to bribe 4-year olds with free stuff to vote for him in 15 years (WTF?), don’t we already have public education in this country? In what way is having pre-school any different from any other grade level?

Ask Oklahoma, they do it for free and the Kenyan didn’t do so well there as I recall….Stuart is a di=umb sumbitch, no?
Varmint is claiming The Kenyan Usurper is trying to bribe 4-year olds with free stuff to vote for him in 15 years (WTF?)
Given that better educated people tend to vote Democratic, this would be true if the President would be running for something in 15 years (maybe mayor of Chicago?).
That is probably accurate. Damn fine reporting right there.