Wingnuttia buys lemonade from Big Gulp Rubio
When life gives you lemons, as they say…
Marco Rubio has raised $100,000 by selling water bottles following his Big Gulp moment in the rebuttal to The Kenyan Usurper’s SOTU.
A source close to Rubio tells BuzzFeed that the water bottles, which were sold on the senator’s PAC website to anyone who makes a donation of $25 or more, sold like hotcakes. In the period since they went on sale Wednesday, more than 3,100 of the PAC’s “Marco Rubio Water Bottles” have been sold.
“Send the liberal detractors a message that not only does Marco Rubio inspire you…he hydrates you too,” the donation page reads.
But on the bright side, I guess this proves that not only liberals noticed it, as was claimed by Wingnuttia.
(BuzzFeed)


No one knows how to celebrate fail like the Goopers.
Brilliant p-shoop.
I am surprised he came up with the grift before the Snowbilly did.
ZRM -
It’s not mine; GRS found it somewhere, but I love it most of all. I’d love to credit the creator if anyone knows who it is, please let me know.
Rgds,
TG
There is no greater inspiration than a sweating, cottonmouthed nervous nelly, you betcha. And most inspiring to Latino’s is the fact that all a Cuban has to do is touch a Florida beach with their pinky toe to become an American citizen. Excellent choice for a token.
Some people will drink anything.
Bah. Welfare circuit stuff. Come on – who is lining up for a water bottle branded by a politician during non-campaign season?
“Send the liberal detractors a message that not only does Marco Rubio inspire you…he hydrates you too,” the donation page reads.
It sends me the message they’re a bunch of sheep with $25.00 to waste.