News on the rocks
Rev. Fishy says that The Kenyan is our enemy. No. Really.
- Guns! Guns! Guns! - Wholey-owned subsidiary of the NRA, Missouri state Rep. Mike Leara (R- Satan’s Hollow) is proposing legislation that will make it a felony offense to introduce gun-control legislation in the Show-Me state. Yes, you read that right:
“Leara’s bill provides that “[a]ny member of the general assembly who proposes a piece of legislation that further restricts the right of an individual to bear arms, as set forth under the second amendment of the Constitution of the United States, shall be guilty of a class D felony.”
- Grifters gotta grift - Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin might have been booted off the air at Fox News, but
Honey Badgershe don’t care. Mooselini is going to be speaking a CPAC! (Politico)
- Dating Advice - Well, this is rich: famous self-loathing hate goblin Phyllis Schlafly’s daughter Anne Cori (also a self-loathing woman) interviewed her cousin (and Schlalfy’s niece) Suzanne Venker, (the author of many, Many, MANY You Don’t Go Girl books), so it was no surprise when the subject of dating came up this happened:
Free love! You slut!
Your mother made you an unhappy slut!