World’s Worst Writer® Writes World’s Worst Column

Oh, sweet Jeebus!

As Heather Chandler once said, “Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.”

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9 Responses to “World’s Worst Writer® Writes World’s Worst Column”

  1. Big Bad Bald Bastard: February 19th, 2013 at 6:35 pm

    Whatta d-bag! Of course, the very word “love” is a completely inadequate word, encompassing concepts the Greeks would have termed agape, eros, or philia. This sort of column demonstrates that, while the word love is inadequate, a simpleton like Cohen can compound the inadequacy with his own.

  2. Another Kiwi: February 20th, 2013 at 12:20 am

    We lack all formality, all distance. This is a parody of democracy Well that makes sense. It’s like voting and such is all tied up with kissing …and hugging…LOOK OVER THERE A SQUIRREL!!!

  3. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©: February 20th, 2013 at 8:15 am

    Cohen is another reason the WaPo hired Jennifer Rubin (to make their other hacks look better by comparison).
    ~

  4. Pope Bandar bin Turtle: February 20th, 2013 at 8:40 am

    Did he have a brain tumor for breakfast?

  5. Tengrain: February 20th, 2013 at 8:54 am

    Pope -

    What’s your damage?

    TG

  6. Pope Bandar bin Turtle: February 20th, 2013 at 9:04 am

    I like to suck big dicks!

  7. Tengrain: February 20th, 2013 at 9:18 am

    Pope-

    “Eskimo”

    –TG

  8. Pope Bandar bin Turtle: February 20th, 2013 at 9:54 am

    Corn nuts.

  9. Dimitrios: February 20th, 2013 at 7:06 pm

    “I want to be called mister. I want to shake hands. I don’t want to be hugged. I want to kiss only certain women…”

    You’ve got a lock on #3, Dick.