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(Petunia and Pals) New investigative team for the couch? Sorry for the repeat, but I cannot stop laughing at this.
- Speaking of cartoon villains - For whatever reason, The Stench will be speaking at CPAC. (WaPo)
- Outrage 1! - Self-loathing double-x gendered Dr. Janice Shaw Crouse of the self-loathing Concerned Women of America wants Beyoncé to put a dress on it. (CWA Blog)
- Outrage 2! - A skit on Saturday Night Live called Djesus Uncrossed (a parody of Quentin Tarintino’s recent movie), has their panties all in a bunch, and they are urging a letter-writing campaign to express their displeasure at such sacrilege! (Defending Christians)

Yikes, you are killin’ me with these people Yen! Please! I made it to 1:50…done
As a result of the Defending Christians article all the people who never watch Saturday Night Live are going to write in telling NBC that they are pissed off and will never watch Saturday Night Live again.