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(Petunia and Pals) Comb-over enthusiast Stuart Varney proclaims that the sequester is just blackmail to get more taxes.
- Just Kidding! - Think Progress tells us how Conservative writer Dan Friedman of the New York Daily News comes forward to claim he started as an obvious joke the Friends of Hamas smear. Brietbart is sticking with the Friends of Hamas, regardless. And meanwhile, Gawker creates a Friends of Hamas website. Lastly, Media Matters explains to us that this is yet another example of how the Republicans just don’t get the internet.
- Grifters gotta grift - Staff-banging serial adulterer Newt Gingrich doesn’t like the way Karl Rove is hoovering up all that sweet, sweet billionaire cash:
Handing millions to Washington based consultants to destroy the candidates they dislike and nominate the candidates they do like is an invitation to cronyism, favoritism and corruption.
“And I want in on it,” Newticles did not say, “Calista needs some new Tiffany kneepads.” (TPM)
- Villagers confront the monster - The terrible (and racist? Yes.) sand people of Arizonastan confronted notorious flip-flopping Grandpa Walnuts over Immigration Reform. It’s pretty fun to watch him get worked over by the crowd, who clearly don’t like him, but it is even more fun when he takes his frustration out on the reporter covering the event. (Raw Story)
Grampa Walnuts must learn to get along with the monster he spent thirty-one years creating, or else retire on the Cunt’s beer money.