Happy Hour News Briefs
News with a Twist
Crazy Uncle Pat dismisses Princeton University scholarly work as nutty.
- Tebowed! - The Xristian Xrazies finally got Tebowed at the last moment when God’s Own Quarterback Tim Tebow cancelled at the last moment an appearance at a church known for the homophobia, anti-Semitism, and anti-catholicism of its preacher, Robert Jeffress. Rev. Fishdick is pissed, Denny Burke says that all Christianity is now marginalized, but of course he’ll be back once it all blows over.
- More Proof The Kenyan is Gay! - Fetus-fondling god-botherer Scott Lively once again finds proof that The Kenyan is a a big ol’ ‘mo: Obama took a weekend golfing trip with Reggie Love, and not with his beard Michelle. (Defend the Family)
- Texas! - Nutty-nutty nutter Texas Congressman Louie Gohmert explains that the Second Amendment is there to ensure that the rest of the amendments are followed, and, you know, to protect us from Sharia Law:
Jebus, that was frightening, I thought for a moment that was Louie’s brainwave…and here I was sure he was flatlined since about 1970.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
We have a winner! Reamus for the TD, goal, and 2 point conversion!
Rgds,
TG
When Par Robertson didn’t pass his bar exams he had a religious conversion and became a minister, As such he can quote precedence without research, stipulate laws without precedence, and win arguments by his own decision.
And now he is dismissing evidence sans trial!
How pleasant for Crazy Uncle Pat! His religious conversion has made him smug, wealthy and crazier than a shithouse rat.
Since Uncle Pat died, he’s been getting progressively (!) less cogent, though it may be hard for the average listener to tell, given the starting point of this slide…