Aspirational: I don’t think it means what you think it means, Jindal.

Hey guys, did you know that the reason the GOP lost the election was because the GOP did not communicate their economic positions clearly? It’s True!, according to boy exorcist, volcano scholar, and Kenneth-the-Page impersonator Bobby (Bubba) Jindal.

Voucher-crazed theocrat Jindal thinks that young people will flock to the GOP if they could just get the right dog whistle message to them because, you know, kids are down with the oppression of gay people and think that corporations just don’t have enough power, and you know, chicks dig not controlling their vaginas.

Actually, Bubba, I suspect that the kids, ethnic minorities, and women (demographics the GOP lost by huge majorities) understand your message all too well, but good luck on telling your base to quit being stupid at the same time you promote the same, hateful, fascist, and misogynist policies.

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2 Responses to “Aspirational: I don’t think it means what you think it means, Jindal.”

  1. Dimitrios: February 24th, 2013 at 7:53 pm

    You could be wrong.

    There was a New Aspiration Party in Thailand which was discredited and withered away due to the Asian financial crises in the late 1990s.

    You don’t think that’s what Bubba Jindal was saying the GOP had becoming, do you?

  2. Bruce388: February 25th, 2013 at 7:45 am

    It’s not easy to give up the stupidity when that’s been the party’s strategy for 33 years. Pyush is living proof.