Because nothing makes you healthy and happy like being smashed all winter. See the Russians if you want proof.
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)
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I don’t see anything wrong with that ad.
It’s wrong because it suggests beer can only be drunk in Winter….obviously it’s even better in summer, ice cold!f
well, that’s a valid point.
The Beer That Made Milt Famie Walk Us.
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I agree with Zombie. Really, the only way to survive winter is with a buzz on.
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©
Yes! The best joke my Dad ever told! (along with “Kick are for Tribs!”)
Keeps the rickets away! Alternatively you can pass out naked on a snow bank.
Schlitz is “Bouquet Brewed?” Sounds French.
I always thought Schlitz tasted like brake fluid. Looking at the can above explains why.
How much brake fluid have you drank, Mr618?
Yes, children, get yourselves lots of the “sunshine” vitamin, Vitamin “B”