Bad Ads, cont.

Vintage Schlitz Ad

Because nothing makes you healthy and happy like being smashed all winter. See the Russians if you want proof.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)

11 Responses to “Bad Ads, cont.”

  1. zombie rotten mcdonald:

    I don’t see anything wrong with that ad.

  2. wagonjak:

    It’s wrong because it suggests beer can only be drunk in Winter….obviously it’s even better in summer, ice cold!f

  3. zombie rotten mcdonald:

    well, that’s a valid point.

  4. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©:

    The Beer That Made Milt Famie Walk Us.
    ~

  5. Pissed in NYC:

    I agree with Zombie. Really, the only way to survive winter is with a buzz on.

  6. TheKid:

    ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©

    Yes! The best joke my Dad ever told! (along with “Kick are for Tribs!”)

  7. Suttree:

    Keeps the rickets away! Alternatively you can pass out naked on a snow bank.

  8. Bruce388:

    Schlitz is “Bouquet Brewed?” Sounds French.

  9. Mr618:

    I always thought Schlitz tasted like brake fluid. Looking at the can above explains why.

  10. zombie rotten mcdonald:

    How much brake fluid have you drank, Mr618?

  11. jimbo57:

    Yes, children, get yourselves lots of the “sunshine” vitamin, Vitamin “B”