Happy Hour News Briefs

News that will drive you to drink

Notably nutty, Elois Zeanah of the Alabama Federation of Republican Women compares the adoption of Common Core curriculum standards to the indoctrination of children in Nazi Germany. She then rooted around the oak trees out back and found some truffles.

  • Hey guys, did you know that there is a civil war on? It’s True, the Heritage Foundation tells us about how giving rights to Big Gay is causing a civil war:

  • Matt Barber, the man who thinks about sweaty man-on-man action more than Lucky Pierre, the towel boy at the the L.A. Mineshaft, condescends to write an uplifting, loving, and open letter to gay teens telling them to knock it off or go to HELL. In the most loving way, of course. (Christian News Service)
  • The Headline You’ve Always Wanted to Read:

    (Townhall)

3 Responses to “Happy Hour News Briefs”

  1. raceynora:

    sign behind her “Wetup Tea Party.” hahahaha

  2. Bruce388:

    Alabama education certainly worked for Elois.

  3. Pissed in NYC:

    You can hear the death rattle all the way over here. Honestly, let them drown in their own vomit. We need to focus on kicking the DLC dems to the curb and/or starting a real left organization to get things back on a relatively decent track. If not, well, something ugly is coming.