Happy Hour News Briefs
News on the rocks
Rev. Fishfeet tells us that Antonin Scalia says that there is no right to Sodomy, and there’s a mental image to put you off your feed.
- Breaking! - Chuck Hagel, secret mooslim, is confirmed to be the next Secretary of Defense (just in time to have to enact budget cuts from the stupid sequester) (TPM)
- Mat Barber, the man who thinks about sweaty man-on-man sex more than Lucky Pierre the towel boy at the L.A. Mineshaft, tells us that Obama’s real goal is to criminalize Xristian Xrazies because: Gay. (Instant Analysis)
- Humanitarian Disgrace - Notably nutty Linda Harvey says that Obama’s push for LGBT and women’s rights is a humanitarian disgrace:
“Heeeeeere, Fishy-Fishy-Fishy…” [grabs crotch]