News Briefs

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(Petunia and Pals) Faux Noise legal scholar Andrew Napolitano says that for letting the GOP run amok, we should impeach the Kenyan Usurper? Wait. What?

  • Build a Better Vocabulary! - A man in Colorado, Franklin Glenn Sain, was arrested after threatening “to Giffords both of your asses with guns” to some lawmakers. (TPM)
  • Snowballs in Hell - Republican Rep. Walter Jones of North Carolina said Saturday that former Vice President Dick Cheney would likely end up in hell because of his role in the Iraq war:

    “I have no malice towards Lamar, I have respect for him,” Jones remarked. “But that again is the problem. Congress will not hold anyone to blame. Lyndon Johnson’s probably rotting in hell right now because of the Vietnam War, and he probably needs to move over for Dick Cheney.”

    And I thought I’d see snowballs in Hell before a Republican would denounce Blam-blam. (Raw Story)

  • Greetings from Santa Monica - Watch the Westboro Baptist Church get a warm welcome from Santa Monica, California, who loves their gay students. (Pink News)

6 Responses to “News Briefs”

  1. grs:

    RE: Blam-Blam – Cue “clarification” in 3, 2, 1….

  2. Carol:

    I suspect Cheney did plenty before to secure his spot in hell. No one becomes an evil murderous shit over night.
    Kind of makes me wish there really was a hell.

  3. Reamus:

    “To faithfully uphold the laws…” wait, was this not the the law CONGRESS passed? Yes? I thought so, so I have an idea…

    JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SIT DOWN YOU ASS ROCKET.

  4. Dimitrios:

    Somewhere there is a wingnut threatening to “Christies” Jones for what he uttered.

  5. A.J.:

    “Lyndon Johnson’s probably rotting in hell right now because of the Vietnam War, and he probably needs to move over for Dick Cheney.”

    If anything it would have been Dick Nixon who had to make room for Blam-Blam.

    Not just LBJ for Vietnam, either, Congressman. There were plenty of Reich-wingers also guilty for that horror – one named Goldwater as I recall. At least LBJ did a whole lot of good for average Americans and Americans of color; what did Blam-Blam ever do?

  6. TheCunningRunt:

    *sigh*