Shorter Wingnuttia:

“The cuts don’t really matter, except that they will destroy the military, weaken the US, and are The Kenyan’s fault.”

Which, when you think about it, is very similar to their stance on sex: “God says that sex is the most vile, disgusting, and damning thing you can do, which is why you should only do it with someone you love and are married to.”

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2 Responses to “Shorter Wingnuttia:”

  1. A.J.: February 26th, 2013 at 4:28 pm

    I got this.

    “…sex is the most vile, disgusting, and damning thing you can do”, but someone has to do it, and I’m just the guy to do it!

    Where are the wimmen’?

  2. M. Bouffant: February 26th, 2013 at 8:35 pm

    “Sex is for making babies and it makes your body ugly afterwards and let’s not talk about it.”