Bad Ideas, cont.

finger forks

Call me Ruprecht.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Bursn)

13 Responses to “Bad Ideas, cont.”

  1. Mr DeBakey:

    Not Craw!
    CRAW!

  2. zombie rotten mcdonald:

    Or Freddy.

  3. grs:

    Dark Crystal. Skeksis..

  4. Dimitrios:

    Stick a fork in it!

  5. zombie rotten mcdonald:

    I’LL FINALLY BE ABLE TO FINGER-PICK THAT TWELVE STRING!!!

  6. Bruce388:

    They also make excellent combs.

  7. zombie rotten mcdonald:

    Give those things out at one of MY parties, and it’s gonna get ugly REAL fast.

  8. zombie rotten mcdonald:

    Imma buy a couple pair and wear them in the office. ALL DAY.

  9. Steve-O:

    Wolverine has split ends.

  10. Perdurabo:

    Give someone the middle finger, and it’s literally “FORK YOU”!

  11. kctomato:

    If one was attending a proctology convention and they served finger foods these might come in handy.

  12. HarpoSnarx:

    From the CPAC gift bag?

  13. Pissed in NYC:

    Perhaps KLo can use them to tame her eyebrows or pubic hair.