Happy Hour News Briefs

News, straight-up

Rev. Fishfart says that liberals are the vultures feasting on the carcass of the US Economy.

  • Some of her best friends are gay- C.J. Wheeler (of the Istook Live! Radio show) asked Richard Land (of the Southern Baptist Convention’s Ethics & Religious Liberty Commission) how to tell her gay peers and colleagues, “You’re my friend, but I don’t want you to be a Boy Scout leader. You’re my friend, but I’m tired of your agenda being forced down my throat.”

    He’s glad to answer, and bet me: they won’t be her friends for long after this.

  • Promotions! - End Times radio host Rick Wiles of TruNews suggests that The Kenyan is the AntiChrist (just like Hitler!) and is he about to proclaim himself to be God. But you know, he doesn’t really want to go there:

  • Admonitions - Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Mooselini (or whoever it is that writes her page for her) wants politicians to cut the drama, and then warns us that The Kenyan is stockpiling bullets for the upcoming civil unrest. (Mooselini’s The Facebooks)

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2 Responses to “Happy Hour News Briefs”

  1. Dimitrios: February 27th, 2013 at 7:34 pm

    I’m an slowly approaching complacency about Caribou Barbie’s worst fears for herself and her followers being realized.

  2. djcinsb: February 28th, 2013 at 8:23 am

    Wait, the sequester affects the weather now, Rev F?