Bad Ads, cont.

Snake Oil

It’s like those coffee generation ads: it picks you up and calms you down. This will make you a mover and a shaker, methinks.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D who gets no kick from champaign.)

5 Responses to “Bad Ads, cont.”

  1. Reamus:

    Red Bull on a branch…

  2. jimbo57:

    We don’t need no stinkin’ FDA! Put whatever you want in our food and drink, O stalwart captains of industry!
    As for coca-inspired “movers and shakers”, maybe you mean “Harlem Shakers”…

  3. Shartiblartfat:

    Or maybe people who shake when they move?

  4. M. Bouffant:

    For “sleeplessness?” Hmmmm.

  5. Yastreblyansky:

    Monsieur Bouffant: It doesn’t exactly fix the sleeplessness, but it passes the time.