Pop Quiz!

Grandpa Walnuts will be on the electronic TeeVee machine on Sunday, along with his pal Senatorette Huckleberry Closetcase and their new amiga Kelly Ayotte starring in the role made famous by Traitor Joe.

For a full-point towards your final exam, what should third wheel and Traitor Joe-replacement Kelly Ayotte’s secret codename be?

Number 2 pencils only, in the comments.

16 Responses to “Pop Quiz!”

  1. X:

    McCain’s ‘other’ lesbian friend.

  2. Mr DeBakey:

    An anagram [is that what they're called?] of Kelly Ayotte is
    Telly Kayote.

    If Telly Savalas married Wile E. Coyote….

    No?
    OK

    I’ll think of something else.

  3. meman:

    ‘mayo(tte)’

    Two pieces of white bread needs some spread to make the ham taste like something.

  4. Padre Mickey:

    Them two ol’ farts probably call her “Girly.”

  5. Another Kiwi:

    The Deleted One

    Tengrain was here!

  6. Marcia Hannigan:

    Ditto dot Ayotte?

  7. Marcia Hannigan:

    Dot Ditto Ayotte?

  8. Bruce388:

    Quick question: Does Grampa Walnuts spend more time on the Senate floor or on TV? Anyone? Bueller?

  9. Tengrain:

    Bruce388 –

    Well, Walnuts missed the BENGHAZI!!! hearings because someone put an open mic near him.

    I’m convinced that when the time comes, SoyBlo will use a mic on a string to lure him to the Shady Rest.

    Rgds,

    TG

  10. Another Kiwi:

    Tengrain done fixxed mah comment. It’s a Internetz miracle!

  11. Yastreblyansky:

    Honey, would you make some coffee?

  12. Dimitrios:

    Eraserhead?

  13. Lefty Johnson:

    Ms. Ruprecht?
    She’d be the third of the Dirty Rotten Republican Scoundrels anyway.

  14. Randall:

    Cumbucket

  15. bj:

    Senatorina Nod’nBobber

  16. alstroemeria7:

    Yes! Coyote Kelly!