Bad Ads, cont.

Vintage ad for amphetamines

“What did you do during the Afghan War, Track?”

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)

8 Responses to “Bad Ads, cont.”

  1. HarpoSnarx:

    The original Five-hour Energy!

  2. Bruce388:

    “Watch Out Canadians?” Did we have warplanes in the War of 1812?

  3. Another Kiwi:

    Drugged American P-38 pilots may have indeed attacked Canada in the mistaken belief that it is Japan or Germany. This would be a bad thing, obviously, and result in a plaque been put up where the Canadian houses used to be. Also Colin Powell’s grandson might go and say “sorry”, with fingers crossed behind his back.

  4. zombie rotten mcdonald:

    Drugged American P-38 pilots may have indeed attacked Canada in the mistaken belief that it is Japan or Germany. This would be a bad thing,

    Bad thing? or AWESOME MOVIE CONCEPT?

    Consider that shit copyrighted, motherfuckers.

    Also, considering what Americans consider representative government, is it really implausible?

    AK, I will outsource writing of lyrics for in-story songs to you.

  5. Another Kiwi:

    I write the songs that make the whole world cry
    I write the songs, I write the songs

  6. alstroemeria7:

    And if your wife’s at home pregnant, let HER have a drink and a smoke…jeez, no wonder we’re all so fucked up.

  7. Nangleator:

    What, precisely, is that pilot doing with his right hand? Jedi Force powers? Toasting with an invisible shot glass? Crushing the head of the enemy pilot?

  8. Dimitrios:

    It’s all because those dirty socialist Canuckistani were holding out on piece-loving American dough boys.

    Tengrain was here!