News that will drive you to drink
Rev. Fishfanny worries that African Americans are not thinking logically, clearly, and rationally about immigration.
- Anniversaries - Ancient gorgon Phyllis Schlafly reminds us all that on this date in 1865, Abraham Lincoln signed into law “In God We Trust” as the national motto (she was there?) right before he was assassinated. (Eagle Forum)
- Let’s listen in as the famous hate group Family Research Council’s Tony Perkins explains why you better oppose marriage equality: because inevitably, it will lead to boys in the girls locker room, d’uh!
- Hey guys, guess what professional virgin ball-fondler Xristian Xrazie Tim Tebow is up to now? Instead of addressing hate goblin Robert Jeffress’ megachurch (due to startling information that he received at the last moment!), he’s going to be addressing barely accredited Liberty University, founded by hate goblin Jerry Falwell (now called home to Ba’al). Well, that’s entirely different.