Happy Hour News Briefs

News that will drive you to drink

Rev. Fishfanny worries that African Americans are not thinking logically, clearly, and rationally about immigration.

  • Anniversaries - Ancient gorgon Phyllis Schlafly reminds us all that on this date in 1865, Abraham Lincoln signed into law “In God We Trust” as the national motto (she was there?) right before he was assassinated. (Eagle Forum)
  • Let’s listen in as the famous hate group Family Research Council’s Tony Perkins explains why you better oppose marriage equality: because inevitably, it will lead to boys in the girls locker room, d’uh!

  • Hey guys, guess what professional virgin ball-fondler Xristian Xrazie Tim Tebow is up to now? Instead of addressing hate goblin Robert Jeffress’ megachurch (due to startling information that he received at the last moment!), he’s going to be addressing barely accredited Liberty University, founded by hate goblin Jerry Falwell (now called home to Ba’al). Well, that’s entirely different.

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4 Responses to “Happy Hour News Briefs”

  1. Skinny Dennis: March 4th, 2013 at 5:18 pm

    Yeah but, he didn’t say WHOSE god!
    Suck on that!

  2. HarpoSnarx: March 4th, 2013 at 6:42 pm

    “Phyllis Schlafly”

    Wasn’t her maiden name was Surratt?

  3. zombie rotten mcdonald: March 4th, 2013 at 7:29 pm

    When did the Fischer of Gays start wearing glasses?

  4. TheCunningRunt: March 5th, 2013 at 11:08 pm

    “Fishfanny,” BWAHAHAHAHAA!!

    …but he’s got a point. We don’t need no wetbacks pickin’ dem cotton, we got us plenty o’ darkies want dem jobs!