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(Petunia and Pals) The couch of Dumbs ask Donald Trump about North Korea because: why not?
- International Crime Syndicate to meet in secret - The College of Cardinals is having their pre-meeting before the real meeting wherein they elect a new Godfather, I guess to go over Powerpoints and stuff? Try to figure out who can vote and who cannot because of pending scandals and indictments for pedophilia and whatnot? Scribble their phone numbers on confessional stalls? Hire strippers? Who knows?! It’s a secret! (Raw Story)
- Lowest Prices Always - The Kenyan Usurper is naming Walmart director and Clinton-era throwback Sylvia Mathews Burwell as the next director of the Office of Management and Budget. (TPM)
- Discrimination! - The leader of notable hate group Family Research Council Tony Perkins says that ending discrimination agains LGBTQ people would effectively destroy the freedom of religion in America. He’s talking about ENDA (Employee Non-Discrimination Act) and how it must be defeated:
“And no battle could be more urgently important than the battle against NEDA [sic]. The rights of more than 60 million Americans – the right to live and share our faith and live according to biblical values – are literally at risk of being vaporized by a single vote of Congress or the stroke of the President’s pen.”
Love your neighbor as you would yourself (unless he’s a cock-gobbler, then BUUUUUUUUUUUURN him!) must be in a new edition. (Right Wing Watch)
The College of Cardinals is having their pre-meeting before the real meeting wherein they elect a new Godfather, I guess to go over Powerpoints and stuff?
Pontiffpoints
“… figure out who can vote and who cannot because of pending scandals and indictments …”
Forget Powerpoint, they’ll need a powerfully encrypted database … and in keeping with their callings, it should be hosted from a cloud.