Comments on: Tengrain Presents… http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=9148 Mon, 06 Sep 2010 19:51:42 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: TexBetsy http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=9148&cpage=1#comment-227652 TexBetsy Wed, 17 Sep 2008 19:32:15 +0000 http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=9148#comment-227652 Charles Keating may I borrow that? Charles Keating

may I borrow that?

]]> By: Charles Keating http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=9148&cpage=1#comment-227630 Charles Keating Wed, 17 Sep 2008 18:03:13 +0000 http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=9148#comment-227630 Johnny B. Goode! Deep down in Arizona close to Mexico Way back up in the cactuses where it never snows There stood an ancient mansion made of gold and wood Where lived a a corrupt politician named Johnny B Goode Who’d never learned the difference between Sunni or Shia so well But he could pretend to chase Osama to the gates of Hell Go! Go! Go! Johnny! Go! Go! Go! Johnny! Go! Go! Go! Johnny! Go! Go! Go! Johnny! Go! Go! Johnny B. Goode! He used to carry his bribe money in a gunnysack Go sit beneath a tree and count his Keating kickbacks Old lobbyist on K street would see him sittin’ in the shade Laughing at the doubletalk and flip flops he made The people passed him by they would stop and say Oh my but that little old mummy really hates the gays Go! Go! Go! Johnny! Go! Go! Go! Johnny! Go! Go! Go! Johnny! Go! Go! Go! Johnny! Go! Go! Johnny B. Goode! Once upon time the state of Arizona couldn’t host a superbowl Because it was legislated by a group of white supremacist trolls The bigots were led by an angry fascist who was a goose-stepping man A millionaire, senator who belonged to the Klu Klux Klan Johnny B Goode was a maverick when it came to recognizing MLK So the old cracker donned his klan robe and voted against a holiday Go! Go! Go! Johnny! Go! Go! Go! Johnny! Go! Go! Go! Johnny! Go! Go! Go! Johnny! Go! Go! Johnny B. Goode! His mother told him someday you will be an old man And you will be the leader of a murderous criminal clan Many people will be blown to bits from miles around To see you launch the nukes and take us all down Maybe some day you will make mushroom clouds so bright Sayin’ “Johnny McCain pushed the button tonight” Go! Go! Go! Johnny! Go! Go! Go! Johnny! Go! Go! Go! Johnny! Go! Go! Go! Johnny! Go! Go! Johnny B. Goode! Johnny B. Goode!

Deep down in Arizona close to Mexico
Way back up in the cactuses where it never snows
There stood an ancient mansion made of gold and wood
Where lived a a corrupt politician named Johnny B Goode
Who’d never learned the difference between Sunni or Shia so well
But he could pretend to chase Osama to the gates of Hell

Go! Go! Go! Johnny!
Go! Go! Go! Johnny!
Go! Go! Go! Johnny!
Go! Go! Go! Johnny!
Go! Go! Johnny B. Goode!

He used to carry his bribe money in a gunnysack
Go sit beneath a tree and count his Keating kickbacks
Old lobbyist on K street would see him sittin’ in the shade
Laughing at the doubletalk and flip flops he made
The people passed him by they would stop and say
Oh my but that little old mummy really hates the gays

Go! Go! Go! Johnny!
Go! Go! Go! Johnny!
Go! Go! Go! Johnny!
Go! Go! Go! Johnny!
Go! Go! Johnny B. Goode!

Once upon time the state of Arizona couldn’t host a superbowl
Because it was legislated by a group of white supremacist trolls
The bigots were led by an angry fascist who was a goose-stepping man
A millionaire, senator who belonged to the Klu Klux Klan
Johnny B Goode was a maverick when it came to recognizing MLK
So the old cracker donned his klan robe and voted against a holiday

Go! Go! Go! Johnny!
Go! Go! Go! Johnny!
Go! Go! Go! Johnny!
Go! Go! Go! Johnny!
Go! Go! Johnny B. Goode!

His mother told him someday you will be an old man
And you will be the leader of a murderous criminal clan
Many people will be blown to bits from miles around
To see you launch the nukes and take us all down
Maybe some day you will make mushroom clouds so bright
Sayin’ “Johnny McCain pushed the button tonight”

Go! Go! Go! Johnny!
Go! Go! Go! Johnny!
Go! Go! Go! Johnny!
Go! Go! Go! Johnny!
Go! Go! Johnny B. Goode!

]]> By: Rebubliecan http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=9148&cpage=1#comment-227610 Rebubliecan Wed, 17 Sep 2008 15:08:12 +0000 http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=9148#comment-227610 Who better to clean out all those skeletons in the closets? After all, we put them there, so we'll know exactly where they are, right? And yes, I'm not a crook. Who better to clean out all those skeletons in the closets? After all, we put them there, so we’ll know exactly where they are, right? And yes, I’m not a crook.

]]> By: VegasRage http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=9148&cpage=1#comment-227597 VegasRage Wed, 17 Sep 2008 14:12:40 +0000 http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=9148#comment-227597 Well done! She's not my lover, she just a girl who said I'm the one who fu............ oops sorry Well done!

She’s not my lover, she just a girl who said I’m the one who fu………… oops sorry

]]> By: Girardia http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=9148&cpage=1#comment-227596 Girardia Wed, 17 Sep 2008 14:08:51 +0000 http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=9148#comment-227596 Awesome as usual. Thanks to McCain we can send this around the world on our Blueberries! Awesome as usual. Thanks to McCain we can send this around the world on our Blueberries!

]]> By: Zaius Nation http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=9148&cpage=1#comment-227579 Zaius Nation Wed, 17 Sep 2008 11:06:38 +0000 http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=9148#comment-227579 Awesome! Awesome!

]]> By: thepoetryman http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=9148&cpage=1#comment-227549 thepoetryman Wed, 17 Sep 2008 05:57:28 +0000 http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=9148#comment-227549 Excellent! Excellent!

]]> By: Loonie http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=9148&cpage=1#comment-227538 Loonie Wed, 17 Sep 2008 04:11:28 +0000 http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=9148#comment-227538 Are you unhappy with your Buick? May we recommend... your Buick! Are you unhappy with your Buick? May we recommend… your Buick!

]]> By: Batocchio http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=9148&cpage=1#comment-227537 Batocchio Wed, 17 Sep 2008 03:58:57 +0000 http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=9148#comment-227537 Who, oh who, will save us from the GOP?!? Only the GOP can! Who, oh who, will save us from the GOP?!? Only the GOP can!

]]> By: Morse http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=9148&cpage=1#comment-227432 Morse Tue, 16 Sep 2008 19:06:26 +0000 http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=9148#comment-227432 That's awesome, Ten. That’s awesome, Ten.

]]> By: distributorcap http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=9148&cpage=1#comment-227340 distributorcap Tue, 16 Sep 2008 01:02:16 +0000 http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=9148#comment-227340 tengrain you are brilliant signed albert einstein tengrain
you are brilliant

signed
albert einstein

]]> By: dguzman http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=9148&cpage=1#comment-227317 dguzman Mon, 15 Sep 2008 20:44:45 +0000 http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=9148#comment-227317 You made me cry. I'm going to have (more) nightmares now. You made me cry. I’m going to have (more) nightmares now.

]]> By: JimmyDean'sFuckedUpCousinClyde http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=9148&cpage=1#comment-227314 JimmyDean'sFuckedUpCousinClyde Mon, 15 Sep 2008 20:09:54 +0000 http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=9148#comment-227314 Unfortunately not Fantastic at all-----reality. Although I'd guess she's closer to 138 than 800. Thanks, T. And yes, you are brilliant as the Noonday Sun in the Sahara on the Summer Solstice in a cloudless sky.on the hottest day in history. Something like that . . . [Blatant suckup to T] <i>Why did you stop? I thought you were getting on a roll, there! -- Rgds, Tengrain</i> Unfortunately not Fantastic at all—–reality. Although I’d guess she’s closer to 138 than 800.
Thanks, T.
And yes, you are brilliant as the Noonday Sun in the Sahara on the Summer Solstice in a cloudless sky.on the hottest day in history.
Something like that . . .

[Blatant suckup to T]

Why did you stop? I thought you were getting on a roll, there! — Rgds, Tengrain

]]> By: Jaliya http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=9148&cpage=1#comment-227300 Jaliya Mon, 15 Sep 2008 18:33:14 +0000 http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=9148#comment-227300 Thank you for this! I found your site about two weeks ago and it offers hilarious relief. I visit every day. Tengrain's comic is brilliant. I live in Canada, and we are on the cusp of a federal election for which our government gave us about five weeks' notice. I suppose that Stephen Harper is counting on McCain to win in the U.S., and then he'll have all the right-wing carte blanche he needs. For the first time in my life, I feel truly frightened about the possibilities... <i>Jaliya - tell me more about how brilliant I am... thanx for the props! Rgds, Tengrain</i> Thank you for this! I found your site about two weeks ago and it offers hilarious relief. I visit every day. Tengrain’s comic is brilliant.

I live in Canada, and we are on the cusp of a federal election for which our government gave us about five weeks’ notice. I suppose that Stephen Harper is counting on McCain to win in the U.S., and then he’ll have all the right-wing carte blanche he needs. For the first time in my life, I feel truly frightened about the possibilities…

Jaliya – tell me more about how brilliant I am… thanx for the props! Rgds, Tengrain

]]> By: DCup http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=9148&cpage=1#comment-227285 DCup Mon, 15 Sep 2008 16:50:20 +0000 http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=9148#comment-227285 Ten!!!!! Nicely done. Ten!!!!! Nicely done.

]]> By: zoe http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=9148&cpage=1#comment-227282 zoe Mon, 15 Sep 2008 16:22:04 +0000 http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=9148#comment-227282 Once again, Tengrain: Masterful. Thanks. A lot. Once again, Tengrain: Masterful.
Thanks. A lot.

]]> By: Bruce388 http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=9148&cpage=1#comment-227274 Bruce388 Mon, 15 Sep 2008 15:42:16 +0000 http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=9148#comment-227274 Another strong area of employment: The FDIC has been bulking up for the expected wave of bank failures. There's plenty of good news if you know where to look. Another strong area of employment: The FDIC has been bulking up for the expected wave of bank failures. There’s plenty of good news if you know where to look.

]]> By: Freida Bee http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=9148&cpage=1#comment-227237 Freida Bee Mon, 15 Sep 2008 05:39:10 +0000 http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=9148#comment-227237 ha! But, I must make one correction. It seems you left our one sector of the economy. There is a 100% employment rate amongst those who went to high school with Palin. ha!

But, I must make one correction. It seems you left our one sector of the economy. There is a 100% employment rate amongst those who went to high school with Palin.

]]> By: Tengrain http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=9148&cpage=1#comment-227231 Tengrain Mon, 15 Sep 2008 04:39:02 +0000 http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=9148#comment-227231 TexBetsy - <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/t8TaE7ZRJiY&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/t8TaE7ZRJiY&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> <i>The kid is not my son...</i> Regards, Tengrain TexBetsy –

The kid is not my son…

Regards,

Tengrain

]]> By: TexBetsy http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=9148&cpage=1#comment-227230 TexBetsy Mon, 15 Sep 2008 04:23:23 +0000 http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=9148#comment-227230 Excellent! Thanks Tengrain. <i> will i look like a complete idiot if i ask you to explain the last panel?>/i> Excellent! Thanks Tengrain.

will i look like a complete idiot if i ask you to explain the last panel?>/i>

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