Honored beyond belief
Tuesday, July 31st, 2007
Fairlane over at Jones Town made this image for me. My competition grows by leaps and bounds; it was desperate and dire with so many snark meisters, but now I am out gunned and out classed.
You’ve got some ’splainin’ to do.
Tuesday, July 31st, 2007The minister of a Baptist church has been charged with indecent exposure and driving under the influence, and police officers say he propositioned them.
Tommy Tester, 58, of Bristol, Va., was wearing a skirt when he was arrested last week after allegedly urinating in front of children at a car wash, police said.
Police also said Tester offered to perform oral sex on officers who were sent to the scene.
“Really, if I follow your maze…”
Tuesday, July 31st, 2007
“… there is a pot of money in the middle?”
(AP Photo/Charlie Neibergall)
“…and Lynne here was the first…”
Tuesday, July 31st, 2007
“…artificial-heart donor.”
(AP Photo/White House, David Bohrer)
“Ah need mah beer goggles, y’all don’t look lack mah poodle.”
Tuesday, July 31st, 2007
(AFP/Jim Watson)
Malkkkin’s in depth analysis on the YouTube debates
Tuesday, July 31st, 2007
Malkin believes that if Republicans back out of the debate, they will be abandoning “YouTube to the moonbats and jihadists.”
“Ah want mah poodle back!”
Tuesday, July 31st, 2007
British Prime Minister Gordon Brown reassured President Bush yesterday his country is still a steady partner, but also signaled his intent to pull his 5,500 troops from Iraq.
“I want america to go out”
Monday, July 30th, 2007Yesterday’s win of the Asian Cup for Iraq’s national soccer team brought about today’s unscripted comment:
“I want America to go out,” he said. “Today, tomorrow, or the day after tomorrow, but out. I wish the American people didn’t invade Iraq and, hopefully, it will be over soon.”
“I don’t want the Iraqi people to be angry with me,” he said. “If I go back with the team, anybody could kill me or try to hurt me.”
– Iraq soccer team captain Younis Mahmoud
It’s gonna take more than comic book heroes to save your ass, Stevens
Monday, July 30th, 2007
The FBI and IRS have searched the home of Republican Sen. Ted Stevens in a ski resort in Alaska as part of an investigation into his links with an oil-services company, officials said on Monday… The FBI and IRS are conducting a court-authorized search warrant in Girdwood, Alaska,” an FBI spokesman said in Washington, but gave no further details.
“Come’on Roberts, open the damn door!”
Monday, July 30th, 2007
… says the Official Mascot of MPS, Oscar the Kitty of Doom.
U.S. Chief Justice John Roberts, 52, was taken to a hospital on Monday after falling at his home in Maine, a Supreme Court spokeswoman said.
Spokeswoman Kathy Arberg said Roberts was taken by ambulance to a hospital as a precaution and that he was conscious after the mid-afternoon fall. She did not have details of the fall at his home near Port Clyde, Maine.
NPR reported that it was a seizure. Roberts has a history of “idiosyncratic” seizures.
(AP Stew Milne)
Meanwhile, at the Dem Karaoke Bar…
Sunday, July 29th, 2007
“Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Those kids were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit fright’ning
But they did it with expert timing…”
(AP Photo/Cheryl Senter)
“Naw, her pants ain’t wrinkled, Abdullah…”
Sunday, July 29th, 2007
“… they are just tight.”
(Jonathan Ernst/Reuters)
“I say, Chimpy, are you quite sure you have a driving license?”
Sunday, July 29th, 2007
“MI5 tells us that it was revoked when you were 16 and never returned.”
(REUTERS/Larry Downing)
It takes a village…
Sunday, July 29th, 2007
…or at least a 10-lb box of Franklins.
(A Tengrain Pix. Original Pix: (AP Photo/Jeff Gentner) and (AFP/File/Wang Jun-Young) )
Chimpy wants to sell armaments to the insurgents?
Sunday, July 29th, 2007
From Reuters:
The Bush administration is preparing a package of arms sales to Saudi Arabia and other Gulf states that could be worth some $20 billion over the next 10 years, a senior U.S. defense official said on Saturday.
From the NY Times:
Now, Bush administration officials are voicing increasing anger at what they say has been Saudi Arabia’s counterproductive role in the Iraq war. They say that beyond regarding Mr. Maliki as an Iranian agent, the Saudis have offered financial support to Sunni groups in Iraq. Of an estimated 60 to 80 foreign fighters who enter Iraq each month, American military and intelligence officials say that nearly half are coming from Saudi Arabia and that the Saudis have not done enough to stem the flow.
(Jason Reed JIR/Reuters)
I thought Bio-Hazards and Waste…
Sunday, July 29th, 2007
…were supposed to be disposed of at the hospital.
(Jonathan Ernst/Reuters)
uh-oh
Sunday, July 29th, 2007
Wall Street extended its steep decline Friday, propelling the Dow Jones industrials down more than 500 points over two days after investors gave in to mounting concerns that borrowing costs would climb for both companies and homeowners. It was the worst week for the Dow and the Standard & Poor’s 500 index in five years.
Paulie, when even the ubber rich are pulling outta the market, can a recession market correction be far behind?
(Pablo La Rosa/Reuters)
“Lost and found reports a wallet with a lot of cash…”
Sunday, July 29th, 2007
“GIMME!”
(AP Photo/Jeff Gentner)
“Dammit, Cheney, open the door!”
Saturday, July 28th, 2007
Vice President Dick Cheney, who has a history of heart problems, had surgery Saturday to replace an implanted device that monitors his heartbeat.
Doctors at George Washington University Hospital replaced the defibrillator, a sealed unit that includes a battery. If the device were to sense an abnormal heart rhythm, it would deliver an electronic shock to reset the vice president’s heart to a normal beat.
Long-rumored to be pregnant…
Saturday, July 28th, 2007
…did Jenna/NotJenna give Chimpy a grandchild?
(REUTERS/Supri)
Is this like the opening sequence of “Branded”?
Friday, July 27th, 2007
“Let go o’mah hand or…”
Friday, July 27th, 2007
“…Ah’ll have Gonzo in charge of rememberin’ where in Gitmo y’all are locked up. Carpacio?”
(AP Photo/Ron Edmonds)
Name three impossible scenarios.
Friday, July 27th, 2007
- Snowballs in Hell
- IQ Tests in Crawford
- Mad Dog’s presidency
(AP Photo/Winslow Townson)
“Have y’all ever really looked at y’all’s feet? Ah mean, really looked?”
Friday, July 27th, 2007
It is always five o’clock somewhere. Pickles is soooooooooo baked, she’s ready for NASA.
(Jonathan Ernst/Reuters)
“Rah-rah-reee, kick them in the other…”
Friday, July 27th, 2007
Never mind, I think these poor bastards have been kicked enough as it is. Chimpy, have you no shame?
(REUTERS/Larry Downing)
