Day 8 of the Bristol Palin Baby Watch!

Maybe the doctor was not so good with basic math? Come’on Bristol, we are all anxious to meet young Spatula Palin-Johnston!

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This entry was posted on Sunday, December 28th, 2008 at 7:51 pm by Tengrain and is filed under snark. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

11 Responses to “Day 8 of the Bristol Palin Baby Watch!”

  1. Jess Wundrun: December 28th, 2008 at 8:13 pm

    I predict the baby will be six weeks overdue and will weigh only six pounds.

  2. Pissed in NYC: December 28th, 2008 at 8:17 pm

    I’m not touching that bet, Jess. That said, I want a dna test.

  3. Kelso's Nuts: December 29th, 2008 at 2:39 am

    Tengrain: I’m a little late to this party and want to get it clear. We know plus or minus the date of conception and are 8 days over expected date of delivery, is that correct? If so, there is no baby nor has there ever been one. Once a RNC chair is chosen, if an android baby in the same but darker neoprene “skin” as “Pickles” has will be engineered in the Hoover Institute/single process lab-shop division, that will mean they are serious about her as a 2012 candidate. If after the selection of the RNC chair there is an announcement of a still-birth of Trundle (pronounced “Troon-DELL”) Levi Palin and that the corpse has been buried according to the practices of their church, that grave will have the 10 oz chamois cloth in it, and Palin will not run for President in 2012. There has never been a fetus inside that girl.

    Does anyone know how Track Palin is getting on in Iraq?

  4. DB: December 29th, 2008 at 3:48 am

    I’m not a doctor, nor do I play one on TV, but don’t doctors these days induce pregnancy after 40 weeks regardless of the child being ready or not? Kind of odd to continue the charade…

  5. Padre Mickey: December 29th, 2008 at 7:06 am

    I think them Palin wimmin’s kin hold dem babies inside fer as long as they wants. Ma Palin’s water broke in Texas or some place like that, flew alldawei ta ‘laska, drove deep into the woods to deliver lil’ Trig or whatever his name is, so I’m thinkin’ Bristol is holdin’ on until her future-Mother-in-law is pardoned by the Bush administration.

    Of course, I could be wrong. . .

  6. Bobby Norwich: December 29th, 2008 at 7:45 am

    Revised birth date of Bristol’s baby is January 20, chosen name is Twenty-twelve.

  7. liberaldemdave: December 29th, 2008 at 9:12 am

    at this rate, the spawn will WALK out…if it’s a boy, it’ll need a shave (plus think of all the money they’ll save on formula and baby food…it’ll already have shed its baby teeth)…at this rate, they won’t need diapers either, it’ll come out potty trained…

  8. Wee Mousie: December 29th, 2008 at 9:32 am

    I believe the new plan is to wait until that they can pass off Piper, wearing a diaper, as her sister’s new tax deduction.

    Piper won’t have an updated birth certificate, but she will receive a friendly greeting from the Wasilla Welcome Waggon and over a hundred dollars worth of coupons and household products.

  9. HarpoSnarx: December 29th, 2008 at 11:58 am

    I hear Bill Frist came up with the due date – long distance of course!

  10. moeman: December 29th, 2008 at 12:56 pm

    The Birth to Nowhere.

  11. SarahPutin: December 29th, 2008 at 5:36 pm

    Hmmmm, so the water broke and the seas parted and behold! we have a birth.
    Does this date allow for the first birth to be Bristol’s mathmatically?
    I think the presumed father Levi knows he is NOT the father, the odds are 2:1 it’s the black guy on yootube and 3:1 it’s actually Todd Palin’s or one of his buddies, cool.
    I guess he (Levi) won’t be getting a paternity test before the planned marraige, but he really should.

    Welcome to MPS, SarahPutin, it is good to have you with us. Personally, I’d like to see a birth certificate for this one and for little Tick, or whatever his name is. Rgds, T.G.