Tengrain Presents…


Inspired by David Lindorff

Shout out MPS!
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This entry was posted on Wednesday, December 31st, 2008 at 10:13 am by Tengrain and is filed under Tengrain Presents, snark. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

18 Responses to “Tengrain Presents…”

  1. BettyJeanLee: December 31st, 2008 at 11:08 am

    Yah. Shooting people in the face and then saying “F U” was just a minor aside in this Pageant of Evil.

  2. anitaxanaxnow: December 31st, 2008 at 11:16 am

    tengrain … seriously. thanks for cheering me up this new years eve day!! just sayin’. ;)

    but much MORE seriously, thanks for all you do in providing us (well, i don’t know if i’m an official ’scissorhead’ but i would definitely like to consider myself one despite my occasional temper tantrum and whatnot … ) with Glorious Snark. that’s the only way i can think to describe it.

    my best to you for an … hmmmm … OK, a not terribly bad 2009. (i hear 2010 will be better … believe THAT at your own risk!).

    Anita X.N.

    AnitaXanaxNow – of course you are a Scissorhead! Temper tantrums are required here, and given the state of US and world affairs, they are a sign of good mental health! Rgds, T.G.

  3. zoe: December 31st, 2008 at 11:19 am

    brilliant, as always, and done this time with a handicap —- a snotty nose!

  4. moeman: December 31st, 2008 at 11:33 am

    Someone must be feeling much better!

    Fuck what a beeyoouteefull fucking post TG.

    All the best to you, your ’staff’ and the Scissorheads in 2009.

    XOU

    Uh-oh. Now she’ll want to be paid… Rgds, T.G.

  5. chrome agnomen: December 31st, 2008 at 11:42 am

    OT, but is there still any support for the million finger march on washington jan 20? seems a fitting way to usher out the Great War On Democracy. (assuming that there’s at least a hiatus on the battlefront)

  6. darkblack: December 31st, 2008 at 11:58 am

    Fuck that fuckin’ fucker, the fuck. May his doody come to life and chase him around the desk for a salty kiss.

    ;>)

    DarkBlack – that’s a lovely mental image. I hope he ate corn, too. Rgds, T.G.

  7. Betsy: December 31st, 2008 at 12:16 pm

    OMG! I’m Staff! How kewl is dat!

    Tengrain, I think you need a decontaminating shower after working with all those pix above.

  8. raceynora: December 31st, 2008 at 12:55 pm

    “Get me a mare I’m tired of using my hooves.” I snorted hot tea out my nose! Brilliant, as always.

  9. Katie Schwartz: December 31st, 2008 at 1:17 pm

    YOU ARE TOOO MUCH!!!!

  10. Pissed in NYC: December 31st, 2008 at 7:21 pm

    Oh, you nailed it. And yes, Blam-Blam will get a pardon and the chimp will pardon himself. Might be super secret pardons that he creates, but it will happen.

  11. DCup: December 31st, 2008 at 9:53 pm

    Oh yes. You have ended the year with a bang! And you didn’t even shoot anyone in the face!

    Happy New Year, Ten!

  12. distributorcap: January 1st, 2009 at 4:51 am

    so?
    8-)

    TG – have a great holiday and hope you are feelikng better

  13. Morse: January 1st, 2009 at 6:06 am

    True courage would dictate that he reject the pardon, which is why he’ll insist that Bush grant him one. Great job, Ten. And happy new year.

  14. liberaldemdave: January 1st, 2009 at 10:19 am

    as “teh self-proclaimed resident cowboy scissorhead”, i’m with raceynora! wait’ll the “guyz” down at the barn hear that one! whinnies all ’round.

    thx, ‘grain & betsey for that voodoo that y’all do so well!

  15. Bruce388: January 1st, 2009 at 11:18 am

    He shot a guy in the face and the guy, after suffering a mild heart attack, APOLOGIZED. That’s a special kind of evil.

  16. libhomo: January 1st, 2009 at 6:18 pm

    Something tells me that sword is never getting out of that stone.

    Great toon.

  17. Spartacus: January 1st, 2009 at 8:44 pm

    Blam-blam… you hit the target again…’grain. Now, if only Congress would read this and do something with this; that would make for a super happy 2009. I hope you had a wonderful new year’s celebration. Happy 2009 even if Cheney and Bush walk away scot-free.

  18. bowtiejack: January 5th, 2009 at 11:05 am

    In reference to the troubles of Blam-blam’s horse in the first panel, you may be interested in the following from the 1916 edition of the U.S. Department of Agriculture’s Special Report on Diseases of the Horse, p. 168:

    “Some stallions acquire this vicious habit, simulating the sexual instinct to the discharge of semen by rubbing the penis against the belly or between the fore limbs. The only remedy is a mechanical one, the fixing of a net under the penis in such fashion as to prevent the extension of the penis or so prick the organ as to compel the animal to desist through pain.” Which, I think we can agree, would be Blam-blam’s solution.

    Welcome to MPS, Bowtiejack – it is good to have you with us. And I must say, you have added immeasurably to my understanding of the veterinary sciences. Rgds, Tengrain

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