The GOP Budget is available!

Kids,

It’s Christmas in March, and the GOP have given us a lump of coal in our stockings. Or maybe it is a fruitcake – and I cannot say why anyone would want a fruitcake in their stockings…

But aside from being full of empty rhetoric, and empty of numbers or details, the GOP Road to Recovery is chockfull of nifty platitudes and swell flow charts showing how their empty promises are better than the Democrats’ empty promises. All they left out was “N’ya-n’ya!”

Here’s an example of how enacting their program will elect more Republicans which will lead to a recovery of the economy!
elect-gop

Note the rectangle where we elect the Republicans.

Here’s my favorite flow chart:
road-to-recovery

It shows how they are going to take a homeless (black?) man and change him into a white construction worker, who probably is a Republican!

Shout out MPS!
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9 Responses to “The GOP Budget is available!”

  1. Dusty:

    Your right..it IS Xmas in March!!! I have been waiting with baited breath for this fucker.

  2. Tengrain:

    I will probably be posting more nuggets from this today. But those graphics just… I cannot say enough!

    Regards,

    Tengrain

  3. two crows:

    I’ve seen a few gov’t budgets in my time [only on tv, but still] — and never have I seen one that was 17 pages long.

    good job, goppers.

  4. two crows:

    after seeing your charts, I hopped over and took a look at the original.

    interesting: after griping that they didn’t have a chance to read the dems’ budget, they debated it point-by-point. so how are they arguing against it if they haven’t read it?

    oh, yeah, I forgot. rethugs lie just on principle. silly me.

  5. zencomix:

    It’s true! The Mysterious Invisible Hand of The Free Market is quite capable of turning a homeless Black man into a White Republican construction worker. You just gotta believe!

  6. Zaius Nation:

    Just connect the dots!

  7. Demeur:

    The Republican plan:

    Everybody quits their job. = No income = no taxes
    Everybody stops eating. = No spending
    Everybody drops dead = Problem solved.

    Oh the create jobs thing they were just kidding.

  8. Bruce388:

    Changing black to white — Did the Repugs do Michael Jackson?

  9. Wee Mousie:

    “One of our balls is missing!”

    That is the one labelled: Catch a Leprechaun.