Matt Taibbi is now, officially, an honorary Scissorhead!

I’m getting a big ol’ man-crush on Matt Taibbi. Today Matt takes on Malkkkin and teabagging. Here’s my favorite passage, even though it has less to do with Malkkkin than it does with Mann Coulter:

Previously Michelle Malkin’s writing was on the edge of unreadable; she’s sort of like Ann Coulter, only without that tiny fraction of P.T. Barnum/Mick Jagger-esque self-promotional flair that makes Coulter at least vaguely interesting. When you read Ann Coulter, you know you’re reading someone who would fuck a hippopotamus if she thought it would boost her Q rating. That’s a rare quality and it commands one’s attention.

(Hat tip: RacyNora)

Shout out MPS!
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6 Responses to “Matt Taibbi is now, officially, an honorary Scissorhead!”

  1. Bruce388:

    I like Matt, too, but why was he being so nice to Mann?

  2. Bruce388:

    And what makes him think the hippo would want anything to do with her?

  3. Tengrain:

    Bruce – the more important question is, is it a he-hippo or a she-hippo? Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

    Regards,

    Tengrain

  4. JimmyDean'sFuckedUpCousinClyde:

    Heh. Coulter bangin the hippo in the town square at high noon in front of a holiday crowd.

    Hippos deserve better treatment.

  5. Pissed in NYC:

    Nice to know that Taibbi never lets us down.

  6. liberaldemdave:

    please let me be the meat in a taibbi/olbermann sandmanwich!