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  • Mood Swings: PA – John Mullarky, Jr., claims that mood swings from anti-acne medicine caused him to stab his 16 year old ex-girlfriend was convicted of murder. (Everyone knows that defense only works if the substance is Twinkies, John!)
  • Celebrity Slaughter, cont.: Comedian and impersonator Fred Travalena died Sunday afternoon after a seven-year battle with cancer. He was 66. (“Where will it end, Daria, where will it end?” — Quinn Morgendorfer)
  • Virginia is for Lovers: VA – A college student played dead to escape being shot by his father, who killed his other son and their mother before setting their house on fire and killing himself, investigators said Monday. “They were good family people, good Christian people,” said neighbor, Deborah Akers. (Real America, eh Governor Macaca?)
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3 Responses to “News Briefs”

  1. Capt. Bat Guano:

    “They were good family people, good Christian people,” said neighbor, Deborah Akers.

    They almost always are aren’t they? The BTK killer was very active in his church as well.

  2. dguzman:

    What Cpt. Bat Guano said. It’s like a generic statement one could put into every news report about sociopaths.

  3. Pissed in NYC:

    So was John Liss, Bat Guano. He’s the accountant from NJ who killed his wife, three kids and mother then high tailed it out of town, remarried and got involved in some local church until they found his sorry ass 20 years later.