Poor ethics and bad math…
The Huffington Post is reporting that our favorite GOP hypocrite of the moment, Governor Mark “You Can Kiss Me South of the Border” Sanford, the long-AWOL on the taxpayer’s dime Lothario and good Xristian, was lying about the number of trysts he committed with his fancy Argentine lady.
Sanford also admitted he saw Chapur more times than previously disclosed, including what was to be a farewell meeting in New York chaperoned by a spiritual adviser soon after his wife found out about the affair.
I did not know that my wingman could count as a spiritual advisor. Duly noted.
He described five meetings with Chapur over the past year, including two romantic, multi-night stays with her in New York before they met there again intending to break up.
Hmmmm, so he didn’t always fly half way around the world to wet his winky?
His interview was the first disclosure of any liaisons with Chapur in the United States and contradicted a public confession last week during which he admitted to a total of five encounters over their eight-year relationship.
Ooooh, lying again!
At that point I was very careful, everything was paid for in cash,” Sanford said. “And you won’t find a credit card record.
– Governor Sanford
So why should we believe you now, false Xristian?
Another sad victim of the irresistable allure of excavator driving, vibrant pink clouds, and a country music station in the background pounding out the soulful strains of “You is the Gerbil in the Poopchute Of Mah Heart”.
“And you won’t find a credit card record.”
Well, aren’t you the mastermind, Mr. Sanford! What an asshole.