So what about that book deal?
It was supposed to be a treatise on his conservative bonifides, but now his book is cancelled. Dang. I was looking forward to his chapter on heavy equipment and wood in the morning, or the epic story of his castanets-playing temptress eating her salad under the palm tree, or something.
Hopefully, Sanford will soldier on and he can tell his story of a middle-aged conservative with a bad haircut, international intrigue, and the Firecracker that destroyed his career!
Maybe a pop-up book!
Darn! I was excited about NOT buying this pile of dung.
Don’t worry. His wife will now get a book deal whereby she will be posed courageously on the front cover. She’ll go on Oprah to plug it and be asked a variety of softball questions about how it felt to know that her husband was unfaithful.
‘Got Wood, in the morning’ Isn’t that W’s currently-being-penned autoeroticbiography?
Most South Carolina firecrackers turn out to be duds.
He better get a book deal, because the missus has the money and she can afford high priced attorneys. Just saying.
Sanford has a hot story but no book deal. How long can that last?
See:
http://notionscapital.wordpress.com/2009/07/03/sanford-book-deal-flames-out/
Haha – Mike, welcome to MPS, it is good to have you with us.
Personally, I like my cover better (because I’m sure that Sanford has Hello Kitty secreted on him somewhere, at all times), but I think your book proposal has legs.
Regards,
Tengrain
The Hello Kitty tighties are just wrong. Yes, his policies are horrible, he’s a scumbag, and an adulterer, but have you no sense of decency, sir?
Batocchio – nope, none.
Regards,
Tengrain