Senator Macaca to write a book!

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Today we learn that the Goodwill Ambassador from Real America, former Virginia Senator George “Macaca” Allen is penning a book with the working title of The Triumph of Character: What Washington Can Learn from the World of Sports, which is scheduled to be published next year by Regnery, the notorious right wing publisher famous for the Clinton Scandal book-of-the-week books, the Swift Boat books, and various other treasuries of children literature for the demented black helicopter set.

The description reads,

In The Triumph of Character, Allen brings together two all-American passions—politics and sports—and reveals what Washington could learn from the enduring principles found in athletic competition and team sports. Having spent the better part of his life with one foot in both the world of sports and the world of politics, Allen will draw parallels and contrasts between the two arenas. Using his own engaging and entertaining personal stories, Allen will illustrate how “characters with character” in the meritocracy of sports can provide principled, competitive examples of the ways to surmount challenges facing America.

We can only assume, of course, that Allen will explain how white team owners treat race, gays, and women in sports are all reasons why those practices should continue in politics. Or something.

Shout out MPS!
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3 Responses to “Senator Macaca to write a book!”

  1. HarpoSnarx:

    “In The Triumph of Character, Allen brings together two all-American passions—politics and sports—”

    Yo Asshat:

    Ya forgot the third great passion – slapping the upidity into their place – you know, brown people, libs and sibs. Did the lawyer strike that one out?

    PS: The title’s a hoot!

    PSS: YOU STILL SUCK!

  2. Bruce388:

    One person of character keeps a hangman’s noose in his office. A classy touch for a classy guy. It’s nice that his title includes “former.”

  3. SkinnyDennis:

    Oh great, now we’ll have politicians abusing dogs along with children.