Free Gift With New Car!

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What sort of gift might you expect when buying a new car or truck these days?

Maybe some pens from the dealer?  A coupon for an oil change?  Maybe just a handshake?

How about a gun?  Not just any gun.  How about an AK-47.

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Welcome to Missouri.

KCTV Kansas City:

BUTLER, Mo. — Those purchasing a vehicle at Max Motors in Missouri will receive an AK-47 assault rifle with their purchase during the month of August.

This is the second consecutive year the dealership has given away vouchers for a firearm as part of a sales promotion.

Read the whole story: KCTV Kansas City

via Huff Po

Remind me again why regular citizens need to have semi-automatic weapons.

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10 Responses to “Free Gift With New Car!”

  1. Ben:

    You know…usually I put your site on my Facebook when I find something funny. This is the first time I beat you to it. Sweet.

  2. distributorcap:

    how about some worthless shares of GM stock?
    i guess toasters are passe

  3. Tex Roller Derby Queen:

    Welcome Ben. Nice to have you aboard.

  4. JimmyDean'sFuckedUpThirdCousinOnceRemovedClyde:

    Remind me again why regular citizens need to have semi-automatic weapons…?

    So they can drive their new cars, silly. Can’t have one without the other, now, can we?
    What sort of screwed up world would that be ?!?!!?!!?!

  5. Tengrain:

    Ben -

    Don’t gloat, it is unbecoming. Welcome to MPS, it is good to have you with us!

    Regards,

    Tengrain

  6. Mac from Oregon:

    Wow. Ready made drive bys. I’d bring a clip and then when I get my gun, Rob the Dealer, and burn all the new car records as well as wipe the hard drives. Free car, money back, no records, and maybe no witnesses. Plus my very own AK-47 to take to church for a blessing. Is this a great country or what?

  7. Mimi Von Huffnsnort:

    Oh, I was trying to figure out what to buy my 16 year-old nephew. I always love a 2 for 1 bargain. Thanks!

  8. two crows:

    omg. my sister went to college in Butler. am I glad she’s out in crazy California now.

    handing out free automatic weapons — what could possibly go wrong?
    please explain: this is not illegal, just why?

  9. Tex Roller Derby Queen:

    Welcome Mimi. Do hope the nephew is a responsible sort of 16.

  10. raceynora:

    two crows – watch it with the “crazy California” cracks! Depends on where in the state she is – some places are crazier (read rethuglican) than others.