All Mooselini, all the time

We must be entering the slow-mo month of August, and so the silly season begins:
- Double-dog dare: Mooselini’s attorney from the prestige law firm of Dewy, Screwem and Howe, threatens the blogger that released the Mooseline-Crow Magnin splitsville story.
- “I know nothing” The WaPo tells us that a new book, The Battle for America 2008: The Story of an Extraordinary Election, that Grandpa Walnuts campaign was so in the dark that they did not have any information on Mooselini before it was announced. Queries to the Alaska state government website crashed their servers. “It was horrific,” one campaign official said. “It was a disaster. It was a huge disaster.” — and that was before anyone knew who she was!
- The Hair Burner speaks! Gawker is reporting that Beehive Jessica, Mooselini’s personal stylist is back on the attack. Could Mooselini actually be writing her tweets?!

