- Luxury retailer Nieman Marcus feels the pain of the declining fortunes of the über-rich and has lowered the price point of 40% of their famous X-mas catalog crap to under $250 for those tightening their Prada belts! Let the shopping frenzy begin! (AP)
- Nearly 50% of unemployed bums asking for Grey Poupon in the soup kitchens were formerly white collar workers. (SFGate.com)
- “I won’t flee the country,” said Roman Polanksy as he failed to be granted bail. “You don’t believe me,” with a tremor in his voice, he did not say. (AP)
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snorted tea out my nose:
“…Grey Poupon in the soup kitchens were formerly white color workers.”
as opposed to yellow, brown or black color workers?
Whoopsie! white collar workers… how come the damn spell check never understands what I mean?
Rgds,
T.G.
But, but, but you spoiled the joke!
Polanski was also reported to have told the judge “The cheque is in the mail” and “I won’t cum in your mouth”, thus completing the trifecta of biggest lies in the history of man.
Point, Mountjoy.