China Finds Amazon City in Sweden!
Well, the sticky keyboarded masturbators in China have done it again! The Chinese media is reporting a Lesbian enclave of 25,000 called Chako Paul City in northern Sweden, and the damn selfish Swedes are denying its existence, keeping all the hot lesbians to themselves.
But is it really paradise?
Chako Paul City was founded in 1820 by a “wealthy widow“. The citadel is guarded by two blonde sentries who prevent men from entering on pain of being beaten (only) half to death by the gender police.
Women are permitted entry. And “are only allowed to re-enter Chako Paul City if they agree to bathe and undertake several other measures designed to ensure that their out-of-town trysts don’t negatively affect the mental state of other women in the town“.
Women not working in the tourism industry wear a “thick waist belt full of woodworking equipment” to fell trees and whittle huge fertility totems.
Actually, it sounds a lot like Santa Cruz.
25,000 Swedish lesbians? Oh my. Where did I put my passport ….
Where did you find that cover? That’s my favorite book!
A close shave and a tuck-under, and I’m in!
Cool. I’m checking Orbitz in a nanosecond.
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