Night of the Living Census Workers
Yes, Wingnuttia and Bachmann-the-Nut are in a tizzy because of the Census workers are using GPS devices that allow the department’s field workers to collect and transmit information electronically, including GPS positions, so houses and apartments get placed in the right location in its records.
But you see, to them the feds wanted the coordinates of American homes “in order to facilitate an eventual roundup of dissenters. Or the GPS readings were for when the White House, under the cover of an unspecified calamity, invites in the UN soldiers – who, after all, won’t be able to read American street signs. Or for when the authorities, cutting to the chase, call in unmanned Predator strikes against undesirables.”
And yes, the article does call out The Nut specifically for her role in this delusional nut-world.
Be afraid – be very afraid – of Michelle!
If this were happening under GWB they’d be hailing it as a wonderful advance and asking naysayers, “If you don’t have anything to hide what are you so worried about?”.
That’s a good article. I am glad that tey are only putting Republicans in internment camps!
Things keep devolving, the GPS will come in handy to locate “strange fruit”.
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