A handy cut-out-and-keep guide to religion

Betsy found this at The Friendly Atheist, but she would not post it herself, so all praise on this post must be addressed to Tex. And all blame goes to me. Those are the rules.

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This entry was posted on Saturday, October 24th, 2009 at 6:17 pm by Tengrain and is filed under Blog Against Theocracy, First Amendment. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

20 Responses to “A handy cut-out-and-keep guide to religion”

  1. raceynora: October 24th, 2009 at 8:31 pm

    Well that was easy: atheist it is!

  2. Dusty: October 24th, 2009 at 8:56 pm

    Christ that is wonderful! Thanks Betsy and thanks TG!

  3. zencomix: October 25th, 2009 at 3:02 am

    Are the Catholics a religion or is there a separate flowchart for cults?

  4. coffee messiah: October 25th, 2009 at 4:03 am

    Ahhhh, so many choices, sadly, I’d have to choose none ; (

    Never wanted to be a sheeple and have been told living here
    in indy-anna, I’d come around.

    Funny, the harder they all try, the faster I run away ; )

    Cheers!

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  6. Suzan: October 25th, 2009 at 8:09 am

    Funny bout that flowchart.

    Where’s the choice for someone who practices yoga but likes Chinese takeout?

    tee hee

    Okay. You got me at the neither rich nor insane question.

    S

  7. moeman: October 25th, 2009 at 8:23 am

    God Almighty that is fucking funny. Suddenly, I’m hungry.

  8. greendayman: October 25th, 2009 at 8:49 am

    Finally, a simple method for determining irrational, fairy tale based means for justification of prejudice. Choosing a religion can be so… messy. Thanks Tex!

    Oh – I didn’t see the FSM in there anywhere.

  9. ed: October 25th, 2009 at 8:51 am

    No need for a seprarate flowchart for Cults, this is it, all religions are cults

  10. Joe the Philosopher: October 25th, 2009 at 10:55 am

    Anyone who uses magical underwear will find it cheaper to order them by mail.

  11. distributorcap: October 25th, 2009 at 11:53 am

    where does the Reagan Worship fit in

  12. Freida Bee: October 25th, 2009 at 12:14 pm

    Owning a black cat is just an accident, really.

    Love this.

  13. Tengrain: October 25th, 2009 at 12:53 pm

    Hi Ed -

    Welcome to MPS, it is good to have you with us.

    We are an onary, anti-theocratic lot here, so you will fit in just fine. Personally, I don’t care what anyone worships (a rock, a dead guy, the flying spaghetti monster, nothing at all, it’s all the same to me), just don’t try to bring me along.

    Regards,

    Tengrain

  14. JimmyDean'sFuckedUpThirdCousinOnceRemovedClyde: October 25th, 2009 at 3:39 pm

    If one likes bacon underwear, can one still be a practicing Fundamentalist Nihilist. . . AND, an amateur magician?
    I am unclear about this.

    Religion has always been a little nebulous…..

  15. Elspeth Ravenwind: October 25th, 2009 at 5:42 pm

    Solitary, Celtic/eclectic Witch here – not Wiccan and thus no Wiccan coven for me. My other Witch friends are fairly similar, we sometimes get together to do ritual, which can be really neat, but in general, we just do our own thing. We know who we can count on when we need them.

  16. Tex Roller Derby Queen: October 25th, 2009 at 6:03 pm

    So am I the only scissorhead actively involved in an organized religion?

  17. RedDirtGirl: October 25th, 2009 at 6:43 pm

    What about us spoon worshippers?????

  18. Tengrain: October 25th, 2009 at 6:45 pm

    Tex -

    Padre Mickey (an actual priest!), FranIAm (an actual parrish lay-person working in the offices of her church), LiberalDemDave is very active in his church… The Rev. Barry Lind (from American United) stops by now and then, too. I’m probably missing a few, but they came to mind right off. You are not alone.

    Regards,

    Tengrain

  19. Tengrain: October 25th, 2009 at 6:51 pm

    RedDirtGirl –

    Be careful! Glenn Beck will ex-communicate you if he knows you question The One True Spoon.

    Regards,

    Tengrain

  20. Pissed in NYC: October 25th, 2009 at 8:02 pm

    Um, there is a mistake with the hummus. The best hummus place around me (called The Hummus Place) is owned by Israelis (presumably jews). It’s excellent.

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