One Night Only!
It’s like a dream come true, isn’t it? Mooselini will be appearing in someplace called “Milwaukee,” which I understand is the home of Laverne and Shirley, and she will be speaking on the subject of no one knows what, but it is for a Right to Life group, so you betcha!
Anyway, in true Mooselini form, you will have an easier time getting on a plane for NYC with a Big Gulp full of plastics and a bic lighter than you will have in getting in to see her speak. The rules are extensive:
NOTICE – YOU MUST HAVE A TICKET TO ENTER
No tickets will be sold at the door
All bags will be searched
No exit and re-entry allowed
No cell phones
No recording devices
No video or still cameras
No laptops
No photos or recording allowed
No literature distribution
No posters or banners
No strollers or car seats
No carry-in food or beverages
In fact, you better come nude. Oh, and that mavericky quitter might decide to not show. Oh, if you see Squiggy, tell him I said hi.
Sounds like she learned something from Chimpy.
By the way tengrain, please stop using that photo of this woman. I suppose it is the best she looks but I don’t want to get a nude visual. I couldn’t take that.
“All bags will be searched” – this is how conservatard women get sexual pleasure as their men are either w/hookers (male & female) or off boofing pages or sexting each other?
Wait – the right to lifers are not letting you bring carseats or strollers to their clambake???
Says nothing about no daguerreotypes. I’m in!
Sounds like the trogs have finally realized that recording devices actually record things, and can even replay them later. Now that’s progress.
No carseats? Well that damn Rush room had better have adjustable Gooper-arse sized seats.
and no brains – but they have none to bring anyway