It’s like Porky’s meet T2

Ewwww!
Paul Bedard tells us that “the government is working on a robot blob thingy that can squeeze through cracks and peep on you: bloblike creations that can morph back and forth from solid to liquidlike forms and squeeze under doors and through keyholes, much like the Sandman of Spider-Man fame or the villain of Terminator 2.”
I guess the generals get a little lonely, too, but a peeping tom robot? Couldn’t we just lift the ban on dirty magazines at the PX instead?














Just put a lipstick camera on a cat or a roach or a reeeeeeally small one on mosquitoes… Goodness those things get where you never expect them to. Yeesh, doing things the hard way to spend money on the MIC.
My tallywhacker will be back.