News Briefs

- Yesterday we told you about parts falling off a jet, today we have a barbeque. (Delta is ready when you are…)
- “Ran out of purple” — the graffiti artist left a note on his unfinished masterpiece. (Did he sign it, “Harold”?)
- Los Angeles Police are searching for a man who impersonates a plain-clothes office and then robs his victims at gunpoint. (This sounds like SOP when I lived in LA.)


slow news day
Great, I just flew home on a damn MD80. It was loud and very uncomfortable.
That’s why I never grill ribs on the wing of a moving plane.