News Briefs

- Republican Governor Jodi Rell decided not to run against likely GOP mad dog contenders and the tanking economy in Con. (Another GOP governor quitting?)
- Baltimore Mayor Sheila Dixon goes on trial for corruption with gift cards. (This really is small town. Gift cards?)
- Shortage of robotic hamsters will ruin Christmas. (It’s a trifecta of politicians today!)


I wonder if Linda NcNahon will do a frog splash out of the Senate race and try to become gov.
Hey – I hear that you can get some awesome gift cards from Tiffany’s!