Infamous topless Xristian sensation walks off
Yes, last night on The Living Museum of ’80s Power Suspenders, our favorite augmented failed beauty queen and self-proclained martyr, CARRIE PREJEAN, The topless Xristian sensation and infamous finger-banging soft-core underaged porn actress, homophobic decrowned/deflowered failed beauty queen, and shower-nozzle masturbation fetish-object of Maggie Gallagher, told Larry King he was being inappropriate for asking about why she was dismissing her lawsuit, and then indignantly prepares to storm offset, and then oddly stops and sits there.
But wait! There’s free Ginzu knives to be had in today’s update: Carrie Prejean’s ex-boyfriend — the guy to whom she sent the XXX solo video — tells TMZ Carrie and company called him last week and tried getting him to “lie” and say she was 17 when she shot the video.
She’s just the model of conservative women and Xristian piety, ain’t she?
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Moeman)
UPDATE 1: ha! Prejean speaks to Christianity Today:
Q: You wrote that you don’t regret getting breast implants. Have you ever wondered whether it might be incompatible with your Christian faith?
No, I don’t think there’s anything wrong with getting breast implants as a Christian. I think it’s a personal decision. I don’t see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn’t get breast implants.
You too, Tengrain? Honestly, that video is so funny that it should be posted everywhere.
Her lawyers should be disbarred. Trying to suborn perjury on the sex tape by saying she was 17, makes it child porn and not allowable as evidence. They could sue anyone who has had a copy as child pornographers, as well as having them arrested. sure keeps the networks from running any part of the copy and wrecking her “career”. Her career is over, move along.
Actually, I would love to see her run for office, a shit flinging monkey could beat her.
I used to think she was just an grandstanding moron..now I think she’s friggin fuckwitted and needs serious mental health care. Does she have health insurance? If so, she needs to avail herself of it.
Mark -
That video made my day, in so many ways.
Regards,
TG
Missy Tits4Jesus really needs to move to Branson and be the opening act for that aging, ancient, rightwing Kennedy fucker, Andy Williams.
Carrie could come out on Burlesque drag and juggle balls.
All the old, straight male, white Reagan-worshipers in the first ten rows might get their first hard-on in decades.
I don’t blame her one bit. Uncomfortable interviews are why I stopped making porn years ago. That and the fact that I lost money.
Graves, you swine!
You should have given your audience 3-D glasses. Just guessing.
Regards,
Tengrain
What the hell was that? And the tone of her voice–the dripping condescention made me want to slap her.
“Carrie Prejean Attempts to Storm Off Larry King, But Is Foiled by the Siren Call of Rolling Cameras – Gawker”–from “Just go stand over there somewhere”
My theory is that someone on the set waved something shiney in front of her, and she was transfixed.
Just a theory,
Regards,
Tengrain
It gets better (and methinks The Donald (just like Maggie was) was pantsless whilst ‘watching LK last night);
http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/TV/11/12/trump.prejean.larry.king/index.html
Obviously she was reading from this bit…
“And the Lord spoke unto Eve: Why would thyne wish for for a bigger rack? Before thoust was created, all Adam could do was fling one from the wrist. It is not as though thou has any competition. Leave thy rack as I created it. And Eve looked down and saw that while her cups did not runneth over, they were more than a mouthful for Adam, and she knew it was good”
Genesis Ch18 Verses 3-11 (The Mountjoy Translaton)
Because breast implants were exactly what Mary Magdalene was all about…in the early days of plastic surgery…NOT!
Prejean Buybull Knowledge = EPIC FAIL!
I think there is a three-way tie for batshit crazy queen in the repig party: Sarah, Michelle and Carrie.
Four-way tie: that Congressional loon from North Carolina — Ms. Virginia Foxx (no apparent relation to Redd, unless they were married). The others can pass for sane until they open their mouths, but this one has that lost, confused look that goes beyond words.
I feel the need to stick up for the truly insane. The truly insane usually have fairly high IQ’s. Sarah, Michelle and Carrie are just faux crazy, they are too stupid to construct coherent thoughts and speech and merely give the impression of being truly crazy. Thanks for your attention in this matter.
i cannot stop laughing