The Fed Will Protect us from the Bankers

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Ben Bernanke to the rescue: To head off some real regulation that might be coming down the pike at the banks, Ben Bernanke, Bukkake Boy to the Bankers, has come up with an ingenious rule that makes it look like there is some regulation, when there isn’t any.

  • Under the Fed’s new rule, customers cannot withdraw more than what is in their checking account. No d’uh, really, it’s a true fact!
  • As a customer, you are assumed to be part of the overdraft protection plan (complete with fees up to $38 per incident of using the overdraft plan) unless you specifically opt out of the plan.
  • Oh, and automatic bill paying will not be subject to these rules, so you will still get the huge overdraft fees if you use those services and they put you in overdraft territory.

4 Responses to “The Fed Will Protect us from the Bankers”

  1. Bruce388:

    About that photo — I had no idea there was a record of Rush’s sex acts.

  2. SkinnyDennis:

    Bruce388;
    Which one’s Rush?

  3. distributorcap:

    cant be rush, there is no bottle of viagara or tube of lube nearby

  4. chrome agnomen:

    lotta pork in that bill!

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