Topless Xristian Sensation has hairy palms…
…and if CARRIE PREJEAN, The topless Xristian sensation and infamous finger-banging soft-core underaged porn actress, homophobic decrowned/deflowered failed beauty queen, and shower-nozzle masturbation fetish-object of Maggie Gallagher,
keeps this up, she’ll need glasses, too:
Now a RadarOnline.com investigation has uncovered that there are SEVEN more “biggest mistakes” of her life – all of them solo performances, just like the one sex tape that the religious beauty queen has admitted to. And there are 30 photos of Carrie, most topless, some showing everything, and most taken by Carrie using her reflection in a mirror.
One book tour, down the drain…maybe her film career will make up for it.
Oh, the book will be a collection of stills from her vids, and the book will be called “Carrie Prejean, Finger Lickin Good” or “Rhinestone Crowns and Sticky Fingers” or maybe a trainer vibrator book on “Jesus (dildo) Loves Me, This I “OHHHH!”"
She can pair up w/Sarah Palin for a porno vid and call it “Drill Baby! Drill!!!”
Elspeth -
I’m betting that the book will be entitled, “Idle Hands are the Devil’s Tools,” or maybe “Agnes of OMG!”
Just guessin’.
Regards,
Tengrain
How about “The Devil in Miss Jones” ?
Larry Flynt on line 3, Carrie.
she could remake Carrie and instead of getting dumped with blood at the prom, she could just play with herself